Everyone This Christmas Has a Secret feels less like a full third installment in Benjamin Stevenson’s Ernest Cunningham series and more like a holiday special — something Stevenson and Ernest both lean into openly. It’s noticeably shorter than the first two books, and Ernest even frames it as a kind of “Book 2.5.” That framing works surprisingly well, especially since this entry feels more original than Everyone on This Train is a Suspect, which leaned a little too hard into Murder on the Orient Express territory for my taste.
Holy. Freaking. Crap. What an amazing book. Anxious People is easily one of my favorite reads of the year. It’s funny, heartfelt, thoughtful, and deeply human — everything I could possibly want from a novel.
Tell Me How It Ends may be brief, but it packs a lasting impact. Luiselli’s writing is sharp, direct, and emotionally resonant — never overblown, always purposeful. Every page matters. Structured around the forty questions children face in immigration court, the essay centers their voices while laying bare the inadequacy of a system meant to judge their futures.
Going into The Humans, I thought I was in for a quirky, alien-point-of-view look at humanity. And while that’s technically what I got, it ended up being so much deeper than I expected. This book is humorous, yes — but also contemplative and quietly profound. What starts off as a clever concept slowly transforms into a moving meditation on love, identity, and what it means to be human.
Let me start by saying: if you’re torn between reading and listening to this one, go with the audiobook. I did both, and I’m so glad I did — January LaVoy and Will Damron are fantastic, especially in the podcast segments, which feel like a true-crime show come to life.
This book follows five loosely-connected stories. The connection – a simple DNA test can tell you who your perfect match is.
I was curious if this book would analogize to my work as a CPA in the US. Obviously the medical stuff and life-or-death nature of the job doesn’t correlate at all. Despite the view of many corporate executives, a private company’s financial statements aren’t saving lives. No one dies if we don’t issue an audit on time. However, there are a lot of life lessons that can be gained from this book.
I am not a parent of humans. And since there were no animals harmed in the writing of this novel, I feel compelled to point out that my review may seem a little… um… harsh. So just bear that in mind as you read on.
Imagine having an estranged uncle die and leave everything to you. Imagine that you learn that “everything” is his supervillain empire…
